cowboy

i little girl from zander's class asked me, "why are you a cowboy?"
i said, "to hide my messy hair", and i took off my cowboy hat.

miniaturized

the big bad wolf is horrified.
a miniaturized pluto is eager to jump out of mickey mouse's arms, and play.

tomorrow

i'm going to spend all day reading comic books with stefano.
just like old times.

crying

donna is crying because her dad died.

happened

we were watching an old felix the cat cartoon.
at the end, felix commits suicide.
the kids were like, "what happened?"

nurse

i asked christina what she likes about being a nurse.
she says she likes inserting things into all the orifices of the body.

whoops

i say, "zander, don't drop that into the toilet."
he drops it into the toilet.
i say, "ZANDER, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DROP THAT INTO THE TOILET."
he says, "WAAAAAAAH."