Thursday, November 12, 2009

cowboy

i little girl from zander's class asked me, "why are you a cowboy?"
i said, "to hide my messy hair", and i took off my cowboy hat.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

miniaturized

the big bad wolf is horrified.
a miniaturized pluto is eager to jump out of mickey mouse's arms, and play.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

tomorrow

i'm going to spend all day reading comic books with stefano.
just like old times.

Monday, November 9, 2009

crying

donna is crying because her dad died.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

happened

we were watching an old felix the cat cartoon.
at the end, felix commits suicide.
the kids were like, "what happened?"

Saturday, November 7, 2009

nurse

i asked christina what she likes about being a nurse.
she says she likes inserting things into all the orifices of the body.

Friday, November 6, 2009

whoops

i say, "zander, don't drop that into the toilet."
he drops it into the toilet.
i say, "ZANDER, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DROP THAT INTO THE TOILET."
he says, "WAAAAAAAH."